Dear college kids,
I am pregnant, so I have a super sniffer. I am home at 2:30 in the afternoon. Don't be surprised when you light up a joint outside my door, I call my husband, and he comes to bust your ass. No I don't honestly care that you smoke pot. I do honestly care that you smoke pot outside the room where I am trying to freaking gestate a child, and where said child will be sleeping within days. NOT COOL!
Love,
The Pregnant Nazi who is married to your ED
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